Answer: Shamp-boo! 🧟♂️💆♀️
Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! 👻💁♂️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 13, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Chiku (Guest) on October 12, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Kiza (Guest) on October 11, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 9, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Amani (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 7, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 2, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 27, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
Hassan (Guest) on September 19, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Omar (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 10, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 3, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 23, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Azima (Guest) on August 6, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Biashara (Guest) on July 20, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 16, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Yusuf (Guest) on July 2, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Issack (Guest) on July 1, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 26, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Kazija (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Jafari (Guest) on June 22, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Hamida (Guest) on June 21, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 14, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Umi (Guest) on June 14, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 13, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 12, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Mariam (Guest) on June 12, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 31, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 27, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
Mhina (Guest) on May 2, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Omari (Guest) on April 25, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 21, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 18, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
Salima (Guest) on April 10, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 7, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Nashon (Guest) on April 5, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 1, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Issa (Guest) on March 11, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Mchuma (Guest) on March 9, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 9, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Nchi (Guest) on March 4, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
George Tenga (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Khalifa (Guest) on January 15, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Zawadi (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Jamila (Guest) on January 1, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Rahma (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 15, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 11, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 2, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 25, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Mashaka (Guest) on November 16, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Yahya (Guest) on November 14, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Mazrui (Guest) on November 13, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!