What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 15, 2019

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 11, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Sultan (Guest) on January 6, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Yusuf (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Salma (Guest) on January 2, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 31, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 15, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 13, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 3, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 30, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Bakari (Guest) on November 26, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 25, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 23, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 10, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 4, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 28, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 14, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Rahim (Guest) on October 2, 2018

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 1, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 21, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Yusra (Guest) on September 6, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 4, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 24, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Maneno (Guest) on August 16, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Maneno (Guest) on August 12, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 9, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 9, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 9, 2018

😂 So funny!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 5, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Maulid (Guest) on August 5, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Latifa (Guest) on July 30, 2018

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 25, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 24, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Zakaria (Guest) on July 17, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 17, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Hashim (Guest) on July 16, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 5, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 29, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 14, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Fadhili (Guest) on May 23, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 4, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Makame (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Maimuna (Guest) on April 29, 2018

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 28, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 28, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Josephine (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 22, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 16, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 14, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 13, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 2, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Sumaya (Guest) on March 17, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 8, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 7, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 2, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 27, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 20, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 6, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Muslima (Guest) on February 1, 2018

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 30, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣