What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 27, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 24, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Athumani (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 26, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mariam (Guest) on January 16, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Rahma (Guest) on January 16, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 8, 2019

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Nchi (Guest) on January 8, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 8, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 2, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 1, 2019

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 15, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Amir (Guest) on December 13, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Amir (Guest) on December 8, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 28, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Azima (Guest) on November 27, 2018

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 24, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Josephine (Guest) on November 23, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Yahya (Guest) on November 14, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 13, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Tambwe (Guest) on November 12, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 29, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mhina (Guest) on October 26, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 26, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 5, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 20, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Yusuf (Guest) on September 13, 2018

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Mariam (Guest) on September 13, 2018

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 11, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 7, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Nahida (Guest) on September 6, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 6, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 3, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

James Malima (Guest) on August 28, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 26, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 24, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 19, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 18, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

John Kamande (Guest) on August 18, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Fadhila (Guest) on August 11, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 17, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 13, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Fadhila (Guest) on July 11, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Fikiri (Guest) on July 5, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 20, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Maneno (Guest) on June 18, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Faiza (Guest) on June 18, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 17, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Khadija (Guest) on June 4, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Faiza (Guest) on May 17, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 26, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Abubakar (Guest) on April 17, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡