What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 22, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 18, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Azima (Guest) on April 5, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 1, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Biashara (Guest) on March 27, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Azima (Guest) on March 19, 2019

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 18, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 8, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Khalifa (Guest) on March 4, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 23, 2019

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 22, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 21, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 6, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 23, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 22, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 20, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Fadhila (Guest) on January 19, 2019

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 15, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 2, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 2, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 27, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 24, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 23, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Kheri (Guest) on December 17, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 1, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 29, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 23, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 18, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Khadija (Guest) on November 7, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 5, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 3, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Fadhila (Guest) on November 2, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

John Lissu (Guest) on October 29, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 29, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 6, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Athumani (Guest) on October 3, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 28, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

James Malima (Guest) on September 12, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 6, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Kazija (Guest) on September 5, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Hawa (Guest) on September 5, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Omari (Guest) on August 24, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Mwanais (Guest) on August 16, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Hekima (Guest) on August 16, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Sofia (Guest) on August 15, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Shamsa (Guest) on August 12, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 5, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 30, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 30, 2018

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 13, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 8, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Sultan (Guest) on June 7, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 6, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 24, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 21, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 17, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 16, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

James Kimani (Guest) on May 13, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣