A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! πͺοΈπͺοΈπͺοΈ
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. πͺοΈπ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 20, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 18, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 17, 2018
π Rolling on the floor!
Nchi (Guest) on November 16, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Rubea (Guest) on November 13, 2018
π This made my day!
Azima (Guest) on November 13, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 12, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Rabia (Guest) on October 22, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Issa (Guest) on October 13, 2018
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 13, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 6, 2018
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Mchawi (Guest) on October 5, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Biashara (Guest) on October 3, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 19, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Nuru (Guest) on September 18, 2018
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 17, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 14, 2018
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 11, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 9, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 27, 2018
π Perfect joke!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 19, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 19, 2018
π Iβm still laughing!
Salum (Guest) on August 6, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 25, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 18, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 17, 2018
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Azima (Guest) on July 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Juma (Guest) on July 1, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 30, 2018
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 28, 2018
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 22, 2018
π Too good!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 18, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Fadhili (Guest) on June 15, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 15, 2018
π You totally won the internet today!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 12, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Fatuma (Guest) on June 4, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 27, 2018
π€£ This one got me good!
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 29, 2018
π This is a keeper!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 20, 2018
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 19, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Maulid (Guest) on April 18, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Shukuru (Guest) on April 18, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Khadija (Guest) on April 11, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 8, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2018
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 25, 2018
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 18, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Zainab (Guest) on March 12, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 11, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Nasra (Guest) on March 5, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 3, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Zubeida (Guest) on March 3, 2018
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Jaffar (Guest) on March 3, 2018
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 2, 2018
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Kazija (Guest) on February 26, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 22, 2018
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 21, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 18, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘