Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! 📣🦖⏰
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! 😄🌴🍗
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 6, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 5, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Issack (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Zakia (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 12, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 8, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Halimah (Guest) on September 5, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Nashon (Guest) on September 1, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 31, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 25, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 7, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Shani (Guest) on August 5, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Fadhili (Guest) on August 5, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Zakaria (Guest) on July 21, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 1, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 29, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Rukia (Guest) on June 25, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Rashid (Guest) on June 14, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Zulekha (Guest) on June 9, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Biashara (Guest) on June 7, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Maimuna (Guest) on June 4, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Maulid (Guest) on May 25, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 19, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Bakari (Guest) on May 14, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Shamsa (Guest) on May 8, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 28, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 19, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Maimuna (Guest) on April 14, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 13, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 23, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Raha (Guest) on March 19, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 17, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
Salum (Guest) on March 8, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 5, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Omar (Guest) on February 24, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Shabani (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 15, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Hassan (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Shamsa (Guest) on January 31, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 28, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 18, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Nchi (Guest) on January 15, 2018
😆 That punchline!
Kazija (Guest) on January 12, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 7, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 18, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Abdillah (Guest) on December 10, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
John Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 28, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Biashara (Guest) on November 25, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Arifa (Guest) on November 24, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Nuru (Guest) on October 27, 2017
😁 This made my day!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 25, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 24, 2017
😄 You got me!
Amina (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆