The difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is that the Christmas alphabet is "no-L"! ๐
Explanation: In the regular alphabet, the letter "L" is present, but in the Christmas alphabet, it's missing! This play on words is meant to be humorous by implying that during Christmas, the letter "L" goes missing, making it a "no-L"phabet. It's a fun and silly way to highlight the festive spirit and bring a smile to your face! ๐ ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 24, 2018
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Husna (Guest) on November 23, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 21, 2018
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Faiza (Guest) on November 19, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2018
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 23, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 12, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Zainab (Guest) on October 6, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 28, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on September 17, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Leila (Guest) on September 14, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 13, 2018
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 29, 2018
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 20, 2018
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 27, 2018
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 25, 2018
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 11, 2018
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 7, 2018
๐ This is a keeper!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 25, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 19, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 13, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Rehema (Guest) on June 6, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 2, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Athumani (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 20, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Fikiri (Guest) on May 20, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 17, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 12, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Halimah (Guest) on May 10, 2018
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 9, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 28, 2018
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Hassan (Guest) on April 26, 2018
๐ This is gold!
Rahim (Guest) on April 25, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 24, 2018
๐ You got me!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 15, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Zakia (Guest) on April 6, 2018
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 2, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Jabir (Guest) on March 28, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Leila (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 16, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Mariam (Guest) on March 8, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 22, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 19, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Fadhila (Guest) on February 15, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 13, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Abubakari (Guest) on February 12, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 7, 2018
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 2, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 29, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 28, 2018
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on January 25, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 22, 2018
๐ This just made my day!
Sharifa (Guest) on January 18, 2018
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Abdillah (Guest) on January 17, 2018
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on January 9, 2018
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Khalifa (Guest) on January 8, 2018
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 8, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Mchuma (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น