Which monster is the best dance partner?

Husna (Guest) on March 5, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Amir (Guest) on March 3, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 2, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 25, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Kazija (Guest) on February 25, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 5, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 30, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Maneno (Guest) on January 29, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 28, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 25, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 19, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 18, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Kahina (Guest) on January 9, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 7, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 1, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 23, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 18, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 14, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Fadhili (Guest) on December 14, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 22, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on November 18, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Aziza (Guest) on November 17, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 3, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 30, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 24, 2018

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Jaffar (Guest) on October 7, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mariam (Guest) on September 30, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 26, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 16, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 13, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 6, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Sekela (Guest) on August 4, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Amani (Guest) on July 29, 2018

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Khamis (Guest) on July 25, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 22, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 19, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 8, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 4, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 27, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Baridi (Guest) on June 26, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 21, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Sofia (Guest) on June 21, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Safiya (Guest) on June 12, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Daudi (Guest) on May 31, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 30, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 26, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 23, 2018

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Zuhura (Guest) on May 15, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Zulekha (Guest) on May 9, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 30, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 29, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 29, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 28, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 17, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Masika (Guest) on April 11, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺