Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 24, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Nyota (Guest) on February 17, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 27, 2019

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 20, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 9, 2019

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Kassim (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 30, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Raha (Guest) on December 23, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Umi (Guest) on December 17, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 3, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 30, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 23, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Amina (Guest) on November 2, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

John Kamande (Guest) on October 15, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Nassor (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 13, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 13, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Kiza (Guest) on October 1, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Tambwe (Guest) on September 22, 2018

😂 This joke just made my day!

Halimah (Guest) on September 19, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Jamal (Guest) on September 16, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Kiza (Guest) on September 12, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Husna (Guest) on September 3, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 31, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Halimah (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Aziza (Guest) on August 12, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 31, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 31, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 23, 2018

😄 Too good!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 18, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 2, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 29, 2018

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 27, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 29, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 27, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 23, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Zakia (Guest) on April 20, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Maida (Guest) on April 15, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 4, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Majid (Guest) on March 28, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 23, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 22, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 19, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mzee (Guest) on March 19, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 17, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Maulid (Guest) on March 3, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 2, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Zakaria (Guest) on February 25, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 21, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 15, 2018

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 13, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Kassim (Guest) on February 10, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Omari (Guest) on February 10, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mzee (Guest) on January 28, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Kassim (Guest) on January 22, 2018

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Aziza (Guest) on January 11, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Shamsa (Guest) on December 29, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜