Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the π emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 3, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 30, 2017
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 30, 2017
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 29, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Bakari (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Shabani (Guest) on October 10, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Farida (Guest) on October 3, 2017
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Ndoto (Guest) on September 8, 2017
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 18, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Safiya (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 4, 2017
π That punchline!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Shabani (Guest) on July 30, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Tabu (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 29, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Nashon (Guest) on June 27, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 18, 2017
π I needed that!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 17, 2017
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 11, 2017
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Khatib (Guest) on June 11, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Sofia (Guest) on May 26, 2017
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 12, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Khadija (Guest) on May 10, 2017
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 7, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Fatuma (Guest) on April 17, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2017
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 4, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 28, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 27, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 21, 2017
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 16, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 15, 2017
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Rabia (Guest) on March 15, 2017
π Perfect joke!
Rabia (Guest) on March 10, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 24, 2017
π€£ Pure genius!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 22, 2017
π Can't stop laughing!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Nyota (Guest) on February 19, 2017
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Shamsa (Guest) on February 13, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 21, 2017
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Arifa (Guest) on January 18, 2017
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 9, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 29, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 18, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Masika (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 15, 2016
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 14, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Farida (Guest) on November 2, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 8, 2016
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π