Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: "Will you be my boo-tiful forever?" ๐ป๐
Explanation: This playful question combines the monster's spooky nature with his affectionate feelings for his sweetheart. The wordplay on "boo-tiful" adds a humorous touch, as monsters often use the term "boo" to scare people. By asking this question, the monster is humorously showing his love and hoping for a forever-lasting relationship with his sweetheart. The ghost emoji ๐ป further emphasizes the monster's charm and adds a delightful twist to the riddle.
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 24, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Omari (Guest) on December 18, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Omar (Guest) on December 16, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 6, 2017
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 1, 2017
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
John Mushi (Guest) on December 1, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Fadhila (Guest) on November 30, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 29, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Asha (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Chiku (Guest) on November 14, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 14, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 9, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Nasra (Guest) on November 9, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Asha (Guest) on November 5, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 30, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Halima (Guest) on October 26, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on October 26, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Sumaya (Guest) on October 11, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 6, 2017
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 1, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 23, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 18, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 15, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Rubea (Guest) on September 13, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 11, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Aziza (Guest) on September 5, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Abdullah (Guest) on September 1, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Amir (Guest) on August 31, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 13, 2017
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Sharifa (Guest) on August 1, 2017
๐ Added to my favorites!
John Mushi (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 22, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Rabia (Guest) on July 15, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on June 25, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Sultan (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Mariam (Guest) on May 30, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
James Mduma (Guest) on May 28, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
John Lissu (Guest) on May 27, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Fadhili (Guest) on May 25, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Josephine (Guest) on May 24, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Jabir (Guest) on May 19, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 17, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 15, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Bahati (Guest) on May 5, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 26, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Rashid (Guest) on April 14, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 11, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on April 3, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 29, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Binti (Guest) on March 28, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Yahya (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Maneno (Guest) on March 23, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 19, 2017
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค