What do you call a fish with no eye?

George Mallya (Guest) on October 8, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Rabia (Guest) on October 8, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Hashim (Guest) on September 30, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 26, 2017

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Maneno (Guest) on September 26, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on September 25, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 13, 2017

😁 This made my day!

Salima (Guest) on September 12, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 10, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 10, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 30, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 11, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 3, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on July 27, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 27, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Umi (Guest) on July 16, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 14, 2017

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 27, 2017

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 21, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 2, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Halima (Guest) on May 27, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mchuma (Guest) on May 16, 2017

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Juma (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 6, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 30, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 22, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 21, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Abdillah (Guest) on April 12, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Azima (Guest) on April 11, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Maneno (Guest) on April 1, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 28, 2017

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 15, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 8, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 22, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Kheri (Guest) on February 21, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Raha (Guest) on February 21, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Omari (Guest) on February 17, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 14, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 7, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Rahim (Guest) on January 31, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Khatib (Guest) on January 31, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 31, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Issack (Guest) on January 26, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 20, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Salum (Guest) on January 16, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 13, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 8, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Sharifa (Guest) on January 7, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Fadhila (Guest) on January 2, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 27, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Omari (Guest) on December 8, 2016

😄 Too good!

Selemani (Guest) on December 1, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 24, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Hawa (Guest) on November 23, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Zakaria (Guest) on November 20, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊