What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" 🐠😄
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
George Mallya (Guest) on October 8, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Rabia (Guest) on October 8, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Hashim (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Maneno (Guest) on September 26, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
George Tenga (Guest) on September 25, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 13, 2017
😁 This made my day!
Salima (Guest) on September 12, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 30, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 11, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Abdullah (Guest) on July 27, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 27, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Umi (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 27, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 2, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Halima (Guest) on May 27, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Mchuma (Guest) on May 16, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Juma (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 30, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 22, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 21, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Abdillah (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Azima (Guest) on April 11, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Maneno (Guest) on April 1, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 28, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 15, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Kheri (Guest) on February 21, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Raha (Guest) on February 21, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Omari (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 14, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 7, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Rahim (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Khatib (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 31, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Issack (Guest) on January 26, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 20, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Salum (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 13, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Sharifa (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Fadhila (Guest) on January 2, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 27, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
Omari (Guest) on December 8, 2016
😄 Too good!
Selemani (Guest) on December 1, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 24, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Hawa (Guest) on November 23, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Zakaria (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊