What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 27, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Maida (Guest) on April 21, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 18, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mashaka (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 10, 2018

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mjaka (Guest) on April 9, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 8, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Kiza (Guest) on April 8, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 5, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Shani (Guest) on March 20, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 6, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Daudi (Guest) on March 5, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Bahati (Guest) on February 24, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Issa (Guest) on February 23, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Amani (Guest) on February 20, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Rubea (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 12, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Shukuru (Guest) on February 10, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 26, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 24, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Khamis (Guest) on January 20, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 18, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 17, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 31, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 29, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 27, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Binti (Guest) on December 27, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 13, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 6, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Leila (Guest) on December 3, 2017

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 29, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 29, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Asha (Guest) on November 24, 2017

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 22, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Azima (Guest) on November 18, 2017

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Nasra (Guest) on November 10, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 7, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 3, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 19, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Halimah (Guest) on October 18, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Tambwe (Guest) on October 15, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Ndoto (Guest) on October 14, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 27, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mohamed (Guest) on September 25, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 24, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Kheri (Guest) on August 31, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Shabani (Guest) on August 30, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mariam (Guest) on August 25, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 23, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 19, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Tambwe (Guest) on August 14, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 7, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

James Mduma (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 4, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 26, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Zainab (Guest) on July 18, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 11, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Makame (Guest) on July 8, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 2, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️