What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 21, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Bahati (Guest) on March 10, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 9, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 4, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Arifa (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Zakia (Guest) on February 5, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 1, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 25, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Nyota (Guest) on January 24, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 23, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

James Malima (Guest) on January 19, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 16, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 13, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mchuma (Guest) on January 2, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 23, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 17, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 17, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 10, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 10, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 7, 2017

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Baridi (Guest) on December 6, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Kassim (Guest) on December 3, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Khadija (Guest) on December 2, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 25, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 3, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Saidi (Guest) on November 2, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Tambwe (Guest) on October 29, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 24, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Hashim (Guest) on October 14, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 14, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 11, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 19, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 19, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Ndoto (Guest) on September 15, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 9, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Ahmed (Guest) on September 6, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Shani (Guest) on September 2, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 10, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 28, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Nashon (Guest) on July 27, 2017

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 25, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Warda (Guest) on July 13, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Masika (Guest) on July 12, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Wande (Guest) on July 12, 2017

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 10, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 6, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Shani (Guest) on July 3, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 1, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 24, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 19, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 7, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 2, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 25, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 21, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Faiza (Guest) on April 28, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Amani (Guest) on April 18, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 10, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!