The merry-go-round! ๐
Explanation: A top's favorite ride at the amusement park would be the merry-go-round because both the top and the merry-go-round spin around in circles. It's a playful and amusing choice for our little spinning friend! ๐ช๐
John Lissu (Guest) on May 8, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 7, 2018
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 1, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 27, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 14, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
James Mduma (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Abubakar (Guest) on March 26, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 24, 2018
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 21, 2018
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Sultan (Guest) on March 8, 2018
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 28, 2018
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Khatib (Guest) on February 28, 2018
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Hassan (Guest) on February 26, 2018
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
James Kimani (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 16, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Zakaria (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 24, 2018
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 16, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 12, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Chiku (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Baraka (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Habiba (Guest) on November 26, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 21, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Rehema (Guest) on November 20, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 9, 2017
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 21, 2017
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Chum (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Halima (Guest) on October 13, 2017
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Rashid (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 30, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Hassan (Guest) on August 27, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Hashim (Guest) on August 14, 2017
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Azima (Guest) on August 12, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 7, 2017
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 1, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Mgeni (Guest) on July 26, 2017
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Yusuf (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 25, 2017
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on July 13, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Nyota (Guest) on July 9, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Kassim (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Sumaya (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 23, 2017
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 20, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 19, 2017
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 15, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 15, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Aziza (Guest) on June 7, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 3, 2017
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 26, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 19, 2017
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐