What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 9, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Yusuf (Guest) on April 30, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Maida (Guest) on April 19, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Nahida (Guest) on April 17, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Sarafina (Guest) on April 17, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Salma (Guest) on April 9, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 26, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Zakia (Guest) on March 11, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 5, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Raha (Guest) on March 2, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 2, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 28, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

George Tenga (Guest) on February 27, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 4, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 31, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Abdullah (Guest) on January 28, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 1, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Zainab (Guest) on December 28, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 26, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Zawadi (Guest) on December 22, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Nchi (Guest) on November 17, 2017

😁 This made my day!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 12, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Chiku (Guest) on November 9, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mzee (Guest) on November 4, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 2, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 28, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 27, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Neema (Guest) on October 18, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 12, 2017

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 7, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 3, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 1, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Issack (Guest) on October 1, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Omar (Guest) on September 12, 2017

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

John Lissu (Guest) on September 6, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 3, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 30, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 29, 2017

😂 Gotta save this!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 1, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Nashon (Guest) on July 20, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 19, 2017

😆 I’m dying over here!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 16, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Hawa (Guest) on July 11, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Sofia (Guest) on July 6, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 1, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Kahina (Guest) on July 1, 2017

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 30, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 23, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Fadhili (Guest) on June 22, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Rabia (Guest) on June 12, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 12, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 1, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 26, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 16, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Baraka (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Makame (Guest) on May 10, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻