A scarecrow's favorite fruit? 🤔 Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! 🍓🌾
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the 🌾 emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 30, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Yusra (Guest) on April 22, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 30, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 23, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Omari (Guest) on March 16, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 9, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 5, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Mohamed (Guest) on March 2, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Chiku (Guest) on January 26, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 19, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Rukia (Guest) on January 4, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Zuhura (Guest) on December 28, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 11, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Binti (Guest) on December 10, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 29, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 17, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 15, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 8, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 29, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 12, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Abubakar (Guest) on October 4, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 4, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 2, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Bahati (Guest) on September 14, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 4, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Shukuru (Guest) on August 31, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Makame (Guest) on August 26, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Mchuma (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Fikiri (Guest) on August 17, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 14, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 3, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 2, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Arifa (Guest) on July 22, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 10, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Fadhili (Guest) on July 8, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 6, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Zubeida (Guest) on July 3, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 26, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 25, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 25, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 22, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 19, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Muslima (Guest) on June 17, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 13, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Biashara (Guest) on June 11, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 6, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 31, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵