Short Answer: In a feather-brained fashion show! 🦚
Explanation: The humorous answer suggests that you can always find a peacock in a fashion show because peacocks are known for their vibrant and showy feathers. The use of the term "feather-brained" adds a playful touch, implying that the peacock's focus is solely on displaying its beautiful plumage. The emoji 🦚 further emphasizes the presence of the peacock, adding a quirky element to the answer.
Biashara (Guest) on February 14, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Jaffar (Guest) on February 2, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Khatib (Guest) on February 1, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Baridi (Guest) on January 31, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Muslima (Guest) on January 30, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 18, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 15, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 12, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 3, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 26, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 25, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 20, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Chum (Guest) on December 19, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Leila (Guest) on December 14, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 29, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Salima (Guest) on November 18, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 9, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Amir (Guest) on November 5, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 3, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Bahati (Guest) on October 31, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 27, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Rahim (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Fadhila (Guest) on October 13, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 13, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 1, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Nasra (Guest) on September 26, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Nchi (Guest) on September 14, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Jamila (Guest) on August 29, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Umi (Guest) on August 25, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
John Lissu (Guest) on August 16, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 12, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 8, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Rahim (Guest) on August 5, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Maulid (Guest) on July 31, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Abubakar (Guest) on July 27, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 22, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 25, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Makame (Guest) on June 24, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Rabia (Guest) on June 19, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Safiya (Guest) on June 18, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 15, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 15, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Mazrui (Guest) on May 10, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 26, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 18, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 9, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 4, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Omar (Guest) on April 4, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 20, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 20, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Yusra (Guest) on March 18, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 17, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄