Funny Answer: 📚 In the shelf-help section of the library, under the "shelf"ter of a cozy book nook!
Explanation: Books, just like us, can sometimes get scared or anxious. So, when they're feeling a little frightened, they seek refuge in the shelf-help section of the library. It's a punny play on words, combining "self-help" books with the idea of hiding on a shelf. And of course, since books live in libraries, the library becomes their safe haven. It's a lighthearted and whimsical way to imagine books having their own secret hiding spot! 📚😄
Sumaya (Guest) on February 15, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 12, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 12, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Sharifa (Guest) on February 8, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Biashara (Guest) on February 6, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 23, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 18, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Nyota (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
David Chacha (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 12, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Salima (Guest) on December 31, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 26, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Mjaka (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Bakari (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 23, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Selemani (Guest) on November 21, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 16, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Nassar (Guest) on November 14, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Safiya (Guest) on November 13, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Majid (Guest) on November 12, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Athumani (Guest) on October 25, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 25, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 23, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 18, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 17, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 17, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
George Tenga (Guest) on September 14, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 31, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Yusuf (Guest) on August 21, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 20, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 17, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Shabani (Guest) on July 28, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 28, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
Ahmed (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 22, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Nyota (Guest) on July 16, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 16, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Kheri (Guest) on July 9, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 5, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 2, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Fadhila (Guest) on June 27, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 21, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Amir (Guest) on June 20, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Rashid (Guest) on June 9, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 7, 2017
😄 You got me good!
Hassan (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Nassar (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 26, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 16, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Zuhura (Guest) on May 10, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 9, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 1, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Zakia (Guest) on April 29, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 19, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 8, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖