Which is faster, heat or cold?

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 9, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Nasra (Guest) on April 1, 2018

😂 So funny!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 24, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Yahya (Guest) on March 12, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 11, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Juma (Guest) on March 7, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 4, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 21, 2018

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Arifa (Guest) on January 27, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 17, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 13, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 12, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 6, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 6, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 22, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Khatib (Guest) on December 6, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 24, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mchawi (Guest) on November 1, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 28, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 26, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Rashid (Guest) on October 17, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 14, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 9, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Saidi (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 7, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Salima (Guest) on October 3, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 3, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Zakia (Guest) on September 26, 2017

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Yahya (Guest) on September 15, 2017

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 13, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 11, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Shukuru (Guest) on September 10, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 30, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 18, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 13, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 29, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Halima (Guest) on July 23, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mwanais (Guest) on July 15, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 12, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 9, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 8, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Maulid (Guest) on July 7, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 27, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Sumaya (Guest) on June 20, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 20, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 1, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 26, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 26, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 25, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Jafari (Guest) on May 16, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 3, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 21, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

George Tenga (Guest) on April 19, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰