The monster asked the 🧛♂️Dracula🧛♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛♂️
Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 5, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Umi (Guest) on December 31, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Saidi (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 13, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Kiza (Guest) on December 3, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Jaffar (Guest) on November 14, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Mohamed (Guest) on November 11, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 4, 2017
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Ndoto (Guest) on October 15, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 26, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 21, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 18, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 12, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 8, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Yusra (Guest) on August 27, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Issa (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 13, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Zainab (Guest) on August 10, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Abubakari (Guest) on August 10, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 8, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 2, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
David Musyoka (Guest) on July 30, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Abdillah (Guest) on July 23, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Yusra (Guest) on July 20, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Issack (Guest) on July 17, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Faiza (Guest) on July 8, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Hawa (Guest) on June 29, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Nasra (Guest) on June 15, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 8, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Maneno (Guest) on June 1, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Shamim (Guest) on May 26, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Mjaka (Guest) on May 16, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 9, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 6, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Rehema (Guest) on April 29, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 27, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 22, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 20, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 19, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 18, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 14, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 6, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 6, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
John Mushi (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Issack (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Jaffar (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 16, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Shamsa (Guest) on February 8, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 1, 2017
😄 You got me!
Arifa (Guest) on January 25, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️