Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! 🦆😄
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🤭🌬️
Mchawi (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 28, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Mgeni (Guest) on December 27, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Maneno (Guest) on December 25, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 23, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 19, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 14, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 8, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 3, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
Zawadi (Guest) on December 2, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 30, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 18, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Asha (Guest) on November 11, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Nassar (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Mariam (Guest) on October 20, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
George Tenga (Guest) on October 19, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 19, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 11, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Shabani (Guest) on October 5, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 28, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Mustafa (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 17, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 16, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 14, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 14, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 14, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 23, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Fadhili (Guest) on August 21, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Aziza (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 14, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
John Mushi (Guest) on August 14, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 13, 2017
😆 That punchline!
Zubeida (Guest) on August 12, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 5, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 22, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Mashaka (Guest) on July 5, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 15, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 13, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 12, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 9, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Farida (Guest) on May 13, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 11, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Bakari (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Bahati (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 27, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
Sultan (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Mazrui (Guest) on March 30, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 24, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 20, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 18, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Makame (Guest) on March 16, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Hashim (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 4, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Kiza (Guest) on March 4, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!