Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴☠️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 17, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 17, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 8, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 5, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
James Mduma (Guest) on December 4, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 26, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 18, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Azima (Guest) on November 17, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Shamim (Guest) on November 17, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Zawadi (Guest) on November 2, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 26, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 5, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 3, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 1, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 26, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 22, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 19, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 15, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 14, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Nyota (Guest) on September 3, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Tambwe (Guest) on August 29, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 26, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 20, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 17, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 13, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 6, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 5, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Salma (Guest) on August 4, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Rukia (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 10, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Neema (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
James Kimani (Guest) on June 30, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 16, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 29, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Makame (Guest) on May 28, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 28, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 19, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 14, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
Issack (Guest) on May 14, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Bahati (Guest) on April 30, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Zubeida (Guest) on April 27, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 23, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 14, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Salum (Guest) on March 25, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Mzee (Guest) on March 24, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 10, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 9, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 21, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Maneno (Guest) on February 16, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪