Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! ✏️💪"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Arifa (Guest) on January 25, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 12, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 12, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Raha (Guest) on December 24, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 19, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Josephine (Guest) on December 15, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 11, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 11, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 8, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 5, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
John Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Safiya (Guest) on November 30, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Biashara (Guest) on November 28, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Baridi (Guest) on November 26, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 16, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 15, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Salum (Guest) on November 14, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 12, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
David Chacha (Guest) on November 3, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 30, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 27, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 17, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 15, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 11, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Mzee (Guest) on October 11, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Mariam (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Khalifa (Guest) on September 15, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 12, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 17, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 13, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 3, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Leila (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Kassim (Guest) on July 13, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 8, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 25, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Ahmed (Guest) on June 21, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Mashaka (Guest) on June 12, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Yusuf (Guest) on June 7, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Baraka (Guest) on May 28, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 21, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 6, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Selemani (Guest) on May 2, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Zakia (Guest) on April 23, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
George Tenga (Guest) on April 22, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 16, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 31, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Nuru (Guest) on March 23, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
John Malisa (Guest) on March 13, 2016
😁 This is gold!
James Kimani (Guest) on March 13, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 5, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Shukuru (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 16, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Rahma (Guest) on February 14, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 12, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Nahida (Guest) on February 11, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!