๐๐ They both have trunks! ๐๐
Explanation: Both a car and an elephant have something in common: their trunks! While elephants use their trunks for various tasks like picking up food or spraying water, cars have their own "trunks" in the form of front compartments or trunks at the back where we can store our belongings. It's a playful way to connect two completely different things in a light-hearted and humorous manner. ๐คฉ
Omari (Guest) on February 14, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on January 12, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on January 9, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Umi (Guest) on January 7, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 2, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 30, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 29, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Saidi (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Sarafina (Guest) on December 24, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Maida (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 4, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 28, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Zuhura (Guest) on November 17, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 12, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 1, 2016
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Jabir (Guest) on October 21, 2016
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 21, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 10, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 8, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 7, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 29, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Maneno (Guest) on August 30, 2016
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Bakari (Guest) on August 23, 2016
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Halimah (Guest) on August 19, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Ahmed (Guest) on August 17, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Nassar (Guest) on August 8, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 7, 2016
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 5, 2016
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Faiza (Guest) on July 22, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Rahma (Guest) on July 17, 2016
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Rukia (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 14, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 10, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 8, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Ali (Guest) on July 4, 2016
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Abdullah (Guest) on June 29, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Nchi (Guest) on June 21, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 20, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Bahati (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 6, 2016
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Amir (Guest) on June 3, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 28, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 28, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 24, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Leila (Guest) on May 23, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Rubea (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Mariam (Guest) on May 12, 2016
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Zubeida (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 8, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 3, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Maulid (Guest) on April 20, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 15, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Maimuna (Guest) on April 3, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐