What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 26, 2016

😂 So funny!

John Lissu (Guest) on November 24, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 3, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 25, 2016

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 21, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Nahida (Guest) on October 19, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 15, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Majid (Guest) on September 18, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 13, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Hawa (Guest) on September 10, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 5, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 3, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 27, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 5, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Baridi (Guest) on August 4, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 4, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 2, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Rabia (Guest) on July 5, 2016

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 4, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 29, 2016

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 17, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 1, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

James Mduma (Guest) on May 26, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 26, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 21, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 12, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Saidi (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 9, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Kheri (Guest) on April 27, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Issa (Guest) on April 27, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Yahya (Guest) on April 24, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Hawa (Guest) on April 22, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 20, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mazrui (Guest) on April 11, 2016

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Baraka (Guest) on April 9, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 8, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Sharifa (Guest) on April 6, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Khalifa (Guest) on April 3, 2016

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 28, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Salma (Guest) on March 28, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Shani (Guest) on March 21, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 18, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 16, 2016

😂 This is too funny!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 24, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 24, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Shabani (Guest) on February 15, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Jamal (Guest) on February 11, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Furaha (Guest) on February 10, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 5, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mohamed (Guest) on February 1, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Maida (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 19, 2016

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖