Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth? A: A gummy worm! 🐛😄
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 17, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
John Lissu (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 2, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
James Malima (Guest) on March 31, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Aziza (Guest) on March 26, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
Khadija (Guest) on March 2, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 2, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 25, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Furaha (Guest) on February 12, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Nashon (Guest) on February 7, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
Mgeni (Guest) on January 31, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 24, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 22, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Sharifa (Guest) on January 20, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 3, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 3, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Mgeni (Guest) on December 18, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 13, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 22, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 18, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 13, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Maulid (Guest) on November 13, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 10, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Mashaka (Guest) on November 7, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 6, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 26, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Mustafa (Guest) on October 2, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 30, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 26, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 23, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 22, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Baraka (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 13, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Saidi (Guest) on September 3, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 28, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 19, 2016
😁 This made my day!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 30, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 29, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 19, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 17, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 13, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 7, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 4, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Shani (Guest) on June 29, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 27, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Shamim (Guest) on June 18, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Binti (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Biashara (Guest) on May 20, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 11, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Kazija (Guest) on May 1, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Tambwe (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Hekima (Guest) on March 19, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Tabu (Guest) on March 18, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 7, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 4, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 2, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅