Answer: Lemon-ade! 🍋🥤
Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! 🌞😄
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 26, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 22, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Halimah (Guest) on January 19, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Nassar (Guest) on January 17, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Maimuna (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Zawadi (Guest) on January 11, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 31, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
George Tenga (Guest) on December 29, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Raha (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 20, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Josephine (Guest) on November 1, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 18, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Zakaria (Guest) on October 9, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Hassan (Guest) on September 26, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Latifa (Guest) on September 18, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 13, 2016
😄 Too good!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 10, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Farida (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 24, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 15, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 9, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 9, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Yusra (Guest) on August 5, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 5, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 28, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 20, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 10, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 7, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Faiza (Guest) on July 7, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 6, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Mustafa (Guest) on July 5, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Mustafa (Guest) on July 5, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Ndoto (Guest) on July 4, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Zakia (Guest) on July 2, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Nyota (Guest) on June 30, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 29, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 2, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 2, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 20, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Salum (Guest) on May 18, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 8, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 7, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 7, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 30, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 27, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Mjaka (Guest) on April 20, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Zawadi (Guest) on April 12, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
John Lissu (Guest) on March 26, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Amir (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Rashid (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Zawadi (Guest) on March 12, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 3, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Muslima (Guest) on February 21, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 21, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾