What kind of murderer has fiber?

Zawadi (Guest) on January 31, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Kheri (Guest) on January 6, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 2, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Maimuna (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Umi (Guest) on December 30, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Rabia (Guest) on December 25, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 24, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 21, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Chiku (Guest) on December 21, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Kiza (Guest) on December 16, 2016

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 14, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Chum (Guest) on December 8, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

John Mushi (Guest) on December 2, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on November 14, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 13, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Zakia (Guest) on November 9, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Juma (Guest) on October 28, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 27, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 15, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 11, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 10, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 7, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Arifa (Guest) on September 19, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Amir (Guest) on September 17, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 16, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Fikiri (Guest) on September 8, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Chiku (Guest) on September 4, 2016

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Jaffar (Guest) on August 26, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 10, 2016

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 6, 2016

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 29, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 25, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 22, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Habiba (Guest) on June 22, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Yusra (Guest) on June 21, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 5, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 5, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 3, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Ndoto (Guest) on June 2, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 15, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 30, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 28, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Sekela (Guest) on April 22, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mgeni (Guest) on April 19, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on April 16, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 11, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 11, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 6, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 1, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 30, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 12, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 25, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Halimah (Guest) on February 23, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 19, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Neema (Guest) on February 13, 2016

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 8, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Umi (Guest) on February 8, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆