A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! 🌪️🌪️🌪️
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. 🌪️😄
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 28, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Selemani (Guest) on April 10, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Chum (Guest) on April 9, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Shani (Guest) on April 6, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Nahida (Guest) on March 19, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Husna (Guest) on March 16, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Mashaka (Guest) on March 10, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 5, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Habiba (Guest) on February 23, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Mustafa (Guest) on February 21, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 13, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
John Mushi (Guest) on January 27, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 16, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 14, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 10, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 26, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 26, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Shamim (Guest) on December 18, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 16, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 3, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 19, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Wande (Guest) on November 18, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Habiba (Guest) on November 16, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Sultan (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 14, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 12, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 27, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 20, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 3, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 26, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 23, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Abubakar (Guest) on September 11, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Abubakar (Guest) on September 9, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Omar (Guest) on September 8, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Wande (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Hassan (Guest) on August 27, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 24, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 18, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Nchi (Guest) on August 15, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 11, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 28, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 6, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
Zulekha (Guest) on July 6, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 5, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 1, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Azima (Guest) on June 16, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 9, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 29, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 26, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 15, 2016
😆 That punchline!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 14, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 13, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Asha (Guest) on May 9, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋