Muslima (Guest) on December 20, 2016

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 17, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

John Mushi (Guest) on December 10, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 3, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 28, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Aziza (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 16, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Abdullah (Guest) on November 16, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Jafari (Guest) on November 6, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 26, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Asha (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 7, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Zulekha (Guest) on October 6, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 25, 2016

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Binti (Guest) on September 19, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

Asha (Guest) on September 12, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 31, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 23, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sekela (Guest) on August 19, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 19, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Fadhili (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 30, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Jafari (Guest) on July 21, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Yusuf (Guest) on July 8, 2016

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 1, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 24, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Fadhili (Guest) on June 23, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Tabu (Guest) on June 11, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Salima (Guest) on May 30, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 29, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 24, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Kheri (Guest) on May 18, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Amani (Guest) on May 14, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 7, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 5, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 12, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 10, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 3, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 29, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 28, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 18, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 18, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Ahmed (Guest) on March 13, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 4, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Baraka (Guest) on February 22, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 20, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 18, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 26, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Kazija (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 9, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 8, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Sarafina (Guest) on January 8, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 6, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 5, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 4, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!