Short Answer: In a feather-brained fashion show! 🦚
Explanation: The humorous answer suggests that you can always find a peacock in a fashion show because peacocks are known for their vibrant and showy feathers. The use of the term "feather-brained" adds a playful touch, implying that the peacock's focus is solely on displaying its beautiful plumage. The emoji 🦚 further emphasizes the presence of the peacock, adding a quirky element to the answer.
Athumani (Guest) on March 14, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Ndoto (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Jabir (Guest) on February 10, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 26, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Josephine (Guest) on January 24, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 18, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 15, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Juma (Guest) on January 12, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Khatib (Guest) on December 29, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 27, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 26, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 9, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 23, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 12, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 2, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Yahya (Guest) on November 1, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 5, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Amir (Guest) on October 2, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Rehema (Guest) on October 2, 2016
😄 What a joke!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 18, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Baridi (Guest) on September 18, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Zawadi (Guest) on September 18, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 9, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 7, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
George Tenga (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 10, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 28, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Sarafina (Guest) on July 25, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 20, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 13, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Binti (Guest) on July 2, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 30, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Fadhila (Guest) on June 28, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Nassar (Guest) on June 14, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Mwanais (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Rabia (Guest) on June 3, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 30, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Mohamed (Guest) on May 28, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 10, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 2, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Daudi (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 26, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 25, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
Fatuma (Guest) on April 19, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
Mchuma (Guest) on April 14, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 3, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 26, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 26, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 16, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 15, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
Nyota (Guest) on March 12, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Jaffar (Guest) on February 28, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 26, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️