Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 7, 2017

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 2, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Mohamed (Guest) on February 15, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Biashara (Guest) on February 10, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 5, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 7, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 28, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Rahma (Guest) on December 13, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Salma (Guest) on December 8, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Rahim (Guest) on December 3, 2016

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Rashid (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Biashara (Guest) on December 1, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 29, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 25, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 22, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 20, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Yahya (Guest) on November 6, 2016

😂 So funny!

Mashaka (Guest) on November 2, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 31, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 25, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 22, 2016

😄 Too good!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 22, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mariam (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 12, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 21, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 3, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 3, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 3, 2016

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 24, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 7, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 31, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 31, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Khalifa (Guest) on July 31, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 29, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 28, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 21, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 21, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 20, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mchuma (Guest) on July 16, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Shabani (Guest) on July 10, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Neema (Guest) on June 20, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Khamis (Guest) on June 18, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 4, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Abdillah (Guest) on June 4, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Nasra (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 23, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 13, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 5, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 23, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 11, 2016

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 5, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 1, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 15, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Athumani (Guest) on March 6, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Amani (Guest) on March 6, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️