Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! 🎵😂
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸🥁🎤
Nchi (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Zawadi (Guest) on December 4, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 29, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
John Mushi (Guest) on November 26, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 22, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Shani (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 10, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Hamida (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Fatuma (Guest) on October 30, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Mhina (Guest) on October 30, 2016
😁 This made my day!
Bakari (Guest) on October 22, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 18, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
David Chacha (Guest) on October 14, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 11, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Nasra (Guest) on October 10, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Issa (Guest) on October 4, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 3, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 1, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 30, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 26, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Latifa (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 21, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Abdullah (Guest) on September 17, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 14, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 13, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Maulid (Guest) on September 13, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 7, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Farida (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 30, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 29, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Abubakar (Guest) on August 15, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Zulekha (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Nashon (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 5, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 16, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 7, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 7, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
Sekela (Guest) on May 29, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Leila (Guest) on May 29, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 9, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Abubakar (Guest) on May 8, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 24, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 23, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 21, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 14, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Omar (Guest) on April 5, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 18, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Salima (Guest) on March 8, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Shamsa (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Nashon (Guest) on February 24, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 22, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Leila (Guest) on February 18, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Rabia (Guest) on February 8, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 2, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Sarafina (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼