Short Answer: Because it wanted to catch the bookworm burglars! 📚🐛👮♂️
Explanation: The book decided to join the police force because it had heard that there were mischievous bookworm burglars on the loose! It couldn't bear the thought of its fellow books being devoured by these notorious worms, so it bravely took up the badge and vowed to protect its literary companions. With a sense of duty and a dash of humor, this book-turned-officer set out on a mission to catch those wily bookworms and bring them to justice. 📖💪🚓
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 14, 2016
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Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 7, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Shamim (Guest) on December 7, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Nashon (Guest) on November 14, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 8, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 4, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
John Kamande (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Faiza (Guest) on September 27, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Mazrui (Guest) on September 19, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Mohamed (Guest) on September 19, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Mchuma (Guest) on September 13, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 10, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Abdillah (Guest) on September 7, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Salma (Guest) on September 5, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Khatib (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Safiya (Guest) on September 3, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 3, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Nahida (Guest) on August 25, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 24, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 22, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Leila (Guest) on August 5, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Jamila (Guest) on August 5, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Baraka (Guest) on August 4, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Saidi (Guest) on August 2, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Maida (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 25, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 19, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Rashid (Guest) on July 19, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 10, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 1, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Tambwe (Guest) on June 16, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Shamsa (Guest) on June 12, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 11, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 12, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Abdillah (Guest) on May 11, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 9, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 8, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Yusuf (Guest) on May 7, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Kahina (Guest) on May 6, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 19, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
David Chacha (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 15, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Selemani (Guest) on April 14, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 13, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Majid (Guest) on April 4, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Faiza (Guest) on April 3, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 13, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Rahma (Guest) on March 11, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Nuru (Guest) on March 10, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 5, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 29, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 27, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Kiza (Guest) on February 20, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Jafari (Guest) on February 10, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 24, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉