Short Answer: Because it was horsing around too much! ๐ด๐
Explanation: The pony got detention because it couldn't resist its mischievous nature and kept horsing around, probably galloping in the hallways or causing commotion in class. It just couldn't resist the temptation to have some playful fun! But alas, even our adorable pony friend needs to learn the importance of good behavior. So, detention it is! ๐๐พ๐
Maneno (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 11, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 31, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 27, 2017
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Khadija (Guest) on January 26, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Athumani (Guest) on January 22, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 3, 2017
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 25, 2016
๐ Iโm dying!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 24, 2016
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Mazrui (Guest) on December 20, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 16, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 11, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 8, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 2, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 26, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 23, 2016
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 22, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 10, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 15, 2016
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Kheri (Guest) on October 4, 2016
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 29, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 28, 2016
๐ That punchline!
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 21, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 11, 2016
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 11, 2016
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 10, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Kiza (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 8, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 2, 2016
๐ This just made my day!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 1, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 22, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Tabu (Guest) on August 19, 2016
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2016
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 17, 2016
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 7, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 23, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 10, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 6, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Husna (Guest) on June 29, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 27, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Azima (Guest) on June 24, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 19, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 18, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 9, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Biashara (Guest) on May 7, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 7, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 28, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 15, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Athumani (Guest) on April 10, 2016
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Shukuru (Guest) on April 4, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on March 30, 2016
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Issa (Guest) on March 27, 2016
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Chum (Guest) on March 26, 2016
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Sharifa (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
George Tenga (Guest) on March 20, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ