1) gari la kuvutwa halina overtake
2) kisigino hakikakai mbele
3) wimbo wa taifa haupgwi disko
4) feni haiwashwi beach
5) mshkaki hauchomwi kwa jiko la ges
6) mganga haagiz tembele
7) hata bibi alikuwa bint
8) mke wa mtu sumu,mume wamtu maziwa
9) kipara bila pesa ni kovu
10) mbwa hanenepi migiuu
11) picha ya rais haina bodyguard
12) mjini shule kijiji tuition
13) saa ya ukutani haivaliwi mkonon
14) heshima pesa shkamoo makelele
15) ulinz pesa bastora mzgo
16) kuku ni kuku jogoo mbwembwe
17) kusoma kuelewa kukesha mbwembwe
Misemo 17 ya kuchekesha
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