What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 16, 2024

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 25, 2024

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 14, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Halimah (Guest) on August 3, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 30, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 20, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Fatuma (Guest) on July 16, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 13, 2024

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 29, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 28, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 21, 2024

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Maida (Guest) on June 20, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 8, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Sekela (Guest) on May 30, 2024

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 25, 2024

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 23, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 20, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 13, 2024

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Shani (Guest) on May 10, 2024

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 23, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 19, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 15, 2024

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Selemani (Guest) on April 11, 2024

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

George Tenga (Guest) on April 6, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 2, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 31, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Yahya (Guest) on March 21, 2024

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 14, 2024

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Jaffar (Guest) on March 14, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Hekima (Guest) on February 6, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Khadija (Guest) on February 6, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Husna (Guest) on January 24, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Jaffar (Guest) on January 23, 2024

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 14, 2024

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 11, 2024

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 4, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

John Malisa (Guest) on January 3, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Nasra (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 29, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 26, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Abubakar (Guest) on December 24, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 22, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Faiza (Guest) on December 22, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 7, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Sultan (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 1, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nashon (Guest) on November 30, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 27, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Nyota (Guest) on November 15, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Warda (Guest) on November 13, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Athumani (Guest) on November 8, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Baridi (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 21, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Yusra (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 8, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Abdullah (Guest) on September 28, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 22, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂