Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐๐
Mhina (Guest) on September 5, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 1, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Abubakari (Guest) on August 26, 2024
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 17, 2024
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 5, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Ahmed (Guest) on July 25, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 21, 2024
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 21, 2024
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 16, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 11, 2024
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 7, 2024
๐ Still cracking up!
Nashon (Guest) on June 28, 2024
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 28, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 16, 2024
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Zulekha (Guest) on June 15, 2024
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Nassor (Guest) on June 7, 2024
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Selemani (Guest) on June 5, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 30, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 29, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 27, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 19, 2024
๐ You got me!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 14, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 22, 2024
๐ This just made my day!
Juma (Guest) on April 21, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 19, 2024
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Salma (Guest) on April 16, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 12, 2024
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 8, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 1, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Safiya (Guest) on March 25, 2024
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Wande (Guest) on March 25, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on March 22, 2024
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
George Mallya (Guest) on March 7, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Mchuma (Guest) on March 5, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Nassar (Guest) on March 4, 2024
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on March 1, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 29, 2024
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 26, 2024
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 13, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on February 8, 2024
๐ I needed that laugh!
Mustafa (Guest) on February 7, 2024
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 3, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 30, 2024
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 29, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 27, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 21, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 12, 2024
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 11, 2024
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 11, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 8, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Rehema (Guest) on January 2, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 29, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Shukuru (Guest) on December 28, 2023
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
George Tenga (Guest) on December 19, 2023
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
John Mushi (Guest) on December 18, 2023
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 13, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Shamsa (Guest) on December 10, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ