What lights up a stadium?

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 21, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Rubea (Guest) on September 21, 2024

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 12, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 9, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 14, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 13, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 4, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Kahina (Guest) on July 22, 2024

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Kahina (Guest) on July 21, 2024

🤣 This one got me good!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 7, 2024

😄 Too good!

Farida (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mhina (Guest) on July 2, 2024

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Latifa (Guest) on June 29, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2024

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 5, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Jamila (Guest) on June 3, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mohamed (Guest) on May 20, 2024

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 16, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Bahati (Guest) on May 9, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mariam (Guest) on May 7, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 26, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Jabir (Guest) on April 6, 2024

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 25, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 23, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Sofia (Guest) on March 21, 2024

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 13, 2024

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 12, 2024

😄 Nailed it!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 12, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Fikiri (Guest) on March 11, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Wande (Guest) on March 9, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

James Mduma (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 28, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 16, 2024

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 15, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 9, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 25, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 25, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Jaffar (Guest) on December 22, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 14, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Khatib (Guest) on December 13, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 12, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 3, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Khatib (Guest) on December 1, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 21, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 16, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 13, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 12, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Biashara (Guest) on November 5, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 29, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Safiya (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Shukuru (Guest) on October 23, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Shukuru (Guest) on October 11, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Nassor (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 5, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 2, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Raha (Guest) on September 25, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Neema (Guest) on September 12, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 8, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!