What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 24, 2024

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 23, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Rukia (Guest) on September 21, 2024

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 18, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 17, 2024

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Maulid (Guest) on September 15, 2024

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 8, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 28, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 22, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on August 11, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 9, 2024

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 2, 2024

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 29, 2024

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Jamal (Guest) on July 28, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Amina (Guest) on June 26, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Juma (Guest) on June 25, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Rukia (Guest) on June 25, 2024

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 22, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 20, 2024

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Issack (Guest) on June 19, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Hashim (Guest) on June 17, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Hawa (Guest) on June 13, 2024

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Azima (Guest) on June 10, 2024

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 7, 2024

😄 What a joke!

Khamis (Guest) on June 4, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 29, 2024

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 27, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 21, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 18, 2024

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mwanais (Guest) on May 14, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 14, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 8, 2024

😆 That punchline!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 4, 2024

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on May 2, 2024

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 28, 2024

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Sumaya (Guest) on April 23, 2024

😄 You got me!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 21, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Baridi (Guest) on April 19, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 2, 2024

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 30, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 27, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 20, 2024

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Nassor (Guest) on March 17, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 8, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 3, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 26, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Sofia (Guest) on February 25, 2024

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 23, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 20, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 15, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Nashon (Guest) on February 15, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 11, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Amani (Guest) on February 9, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 4, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 4, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Rahim (Guest) on January 28, 2024

😄 Perfect joke!

Mohamed (Guest) on January 25, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Shamsa (Guest) on January 21, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 20, 2024

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣