Sharifa (Guest) on September 18, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 11, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

George Tenga (Guest) on September 3, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 2, 2024

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Masika (Guest) on August 28, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 14, 2024

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Asha (Guest) on July 28, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 14, 2024

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 11, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 7, 2024

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Kazija (Guest) on July 6, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 4, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 1, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 28, 2024

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Jamila (Guest) on June 27, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 15, 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 8, 2024

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Latifa (Guest) on June 6, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Rehema (Guest) on June 3, 2024

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Mashaka (Guest) on May 30, 2024

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 24, 2024

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Hawa (Guest) on May 21, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 16, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 5, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 4, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Selemani (Guest) on May 3, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Majid (Guest) on May 1, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 28, 2024

😆 Saving this one!

Asha (Guest) on April 19, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 8, 2024

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 28, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 10, 2024

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 4, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 2, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mchawi (Guest) on March 2, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Raha (Guest) on February 29, 2024

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Azima (Guest) on February 15, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 14, 2024

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

John Lissu (Guest) on January 21, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 20, 2024

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 18, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 17, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on January 17, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Arifa (Guest) on January 14, 2024

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 8, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Nassor (Guest) on December 31, 2023

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 26, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Nchi (Guest) on December 24, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 20, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Habiba (Guest) on December 4, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Bahati (Guest) on December 4, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 9, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃