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Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
JE WAJUA!…..
Msuli mrefu kuliko yote kwenye mwili wa binadamu unaunganisha kope za macho na sehemu ya kutolea haja kubwa ndo mana kila ukijaribu kubana jicho moja sehemu ya haja kubwa hufunguka bila kutarajia?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto wa miaka sita alimuuliza babake: MTOTO: Baa, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi duniani? BABA: Mungu alimuumba Nabii Adam na Hawa. Kisha wao wakaanza kuzaa watoto na watoto wakazaa mpaka tukazaliwa sisi. (Mtoto hakuridhika akamfuta mamake) MTOTO: Mma, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi duniani? MAMA: Wanasayansi wamesema sisi tulitokana na manyani baadae tukawa binadamu. (Mtoto akarudi kwa baba) MTOTO: Baa mbona mama ansema sisi tulikuwa manyani mwanzo?Au wanidanganya? BABA: Mwanangu, mimi nimekuelezea kuhusu ukoo wetu. Mamako amekuelezea kuhusu ukoo wao😂😂🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼
Angalia walichofanyiana hawa wanadoa, Kati ya huyu mme na mke nani zaidi?
MUME wakati anakata roho huku mkewe akiwa amemshikilia alisema mke wangu, mi natubu kwako, kwani nilifanya mapenzi na dada yako, mdogo wako, rafiki yako na mama yako
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME wakati anakata roho huku mkewe akiwa amemshikilia alisema mke wangu, mi natubu kwako, kwani nilifanya mapenzi na dada yako, mdogo wako, rafiki yako na mama yako
MKE akamnong'oneza mume wake na kumwambia mbona mimi nayafahamu yote, ndio maana nimekupa sumu ili na wewe ujue uchungu wake. JE NANI ZAIDI?
Jamaa kaingia Bar; Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaingia Bar; Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe supu na kila mtu humu ndani mpe supu maana ninapokunywa supu kila mtu lazima anywe supu. Watu wakapewa supu tena safari hii wakapiga makofi. Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe bili, na kila mtu humu ndani mpe bili maana wakati nalipa bili yangu kila mtu lazima alipe yake. Zogo lilianzia hapo…….
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna maprofesa 40 walipanda AIR TANZANIA ili wasafari. Kabla ndege haijaanza kuondoka, Lilipita tangazo kama ifuatavyo:
Ndugu wasafiri wote, ndege unayotarajia kusafiri nayo imetengenezwa na wanafunzi wa Kitanzania. Baada ya tangazo maprofesa wote waliteremka isipokuwa mmoja alibaki kwenye kiti chake Walipomuuliza ni kwanini hakuondoka akajibu kwa haraka na furaha kuwa: Kama ndege hii imetengenezwa na watanzania, hata kuwaka haitawaka!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dem anatoka kuoga akiwa na kanga moja tu anaskia hodi,kufungua mlango akakuta ni jirani yake frank ambaye ni kipofu, akamkaribisha ndani akakaa, dem kavua ile kanga akabaki uchi akainama akaanza kujipaka mafuta akijua frank hamuoni na mazungumzo yakawa ni Haya..
DEM: VIPI FRANK MBONA UMEPOTEA YAANI HUONEKANI SIKU HIZI..?
FRANK: AH NILIENDA INDIA KUFANYIWA OPERESHENI YA MACHO SASA HIVI NAONA VIZURI KABISA!…
