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Hii mitoto mingine mijinga, cheki alichokifanya huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimeamka asubuhi nikiwa na elfu 1 tu mfukoni, nikamtuma mtoto wa jirani akaninunulie maandazi nipate kunywa chai. Baada ya muda namuona anarudi huku analamba askrimu ya AZAM kama Simba vile. Nikamuuliza maandazi yako wapi? Akanijibu eti wakati anafika yanapouzwa maandazi akagundua kuwa kapoteza hela yangu, hivyo akaanza kurudi, ila bahati nzuri wakati anarudi ili kuja kunitaarifu kuhusu kupotea kwa hela yangu, njiani akaokota elfu 1 ambayo kuna mtu alipoteza ndio akaamua kununua askrimuβ¦.kwa sasa niko polisi na mtoto yuko dispensari na mamakeπππππππ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Wasichana wafupi wananifurahisha sanaβ¦. Yaan siku ya Valentine, wakivaa magauni mekundu huwa wanakuwa kama Fire extinguishers au mitungi ya Oryx πππππ
Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dogo kampigia simu baba yake; DOGO: Baba katika zile shilingi laki mbili ulizonipa nikalipe ada nimetumia shilingi alfu 30 kubeti BABA : Unasema nini we mpumbavu mshenzi mkubwa? Nimekukanya mara ngapi kuhusu kubeti? DOGO : Lakini baba BABA : Lakini baba nini ngoja urudi utaona ntakachofanya. DOGO : Nilitaka kukwambia kuwa nimeshinda shilingi milioni 3 BABA : Ndio hayo ninayosema wewe mpumbavu sana kwanini hukutumia laki nzima kubeti? Si ungepata pesa nyingi zaidi? Ngoja urudi niwataarifu ndugu zako kuhusu uulivyo na akili za kuamua haraka mwanangu mpenziβ¦
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuoa vijijini raha sana Hata ukiulizwa unafanya kazi gani ukiwaambia mimi ni admin basi daaaah wanaona wewe ni bonge la bossππππππππππππππππππππ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
πΒ Jamaa kamuaga mkewe anaenda semina Songea kwa wiki nzima kumbe kahamia kwa demu nyumba ya pili toka kwake. Siku ya 1 kalala asubuhi alipoamka kachungulia kwake kukoje,
Si kamuona jamaa yuko nje ya nyumba yake kavaa taulo lake anapiga mswaki. Akapiga kelele, 'We nani?', Jamaa akajibu, 'Mshikaji mambo ya mjini, mume wa huyu demu kasafiri kaenda Songea mi ndo najivinjari hapa'. Mume kajibu kwa uchungu, Shenzi mkubwa, ngoja nirudi toka Songea nakuua.πππππππππππ
Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enheeβ¦
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enheeβ¦
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesomeβ¦
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kulaβ¦.
GIRL: Enheeβ¦na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamasβ¦.halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheartβ¦halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo
Wanaume ni noma, Angalia wanachokifanyaga wakimwona mwanamke
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Wanaume ni viumbe WASTAARABU sana..Mdada anapokua kavaa BIKINI na BRA tu, 98% ya mwili wake unakuwa waziβ¦Sisi kwa USTAARABU huwa tunaangalia pale PALIPOFUNIKWA..Hatutaki Dhambi za Kijinga kabisa Sisiβ¦
