What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A peelin' heel! 🍌👠
Explanation: This answer plays on the words "peelin'" (as in peeling a banana) and "heel" (the back part of a shoe). By combining the two, we create the funny term "peelin' heel" to describe a shoe made from a banana. The use of the banana emoji adds a playful touch to the humor.
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Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 29, 2024
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 22, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 20, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Asha (Guest) on August 19, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Halimah (Guest) on July 27, 2024
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Sumaya (Guest) on July 26, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 23, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 15, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Jamila (Guest) on July 5, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 4, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Jamila (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Abubakari (Guest) on June 22, 2024
😄 Too good!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 7, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Amir (Guest) on June 5, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 4, 2024
😂 I’m dying!
Hamida (Guest) on May 20, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Hashim (Guest) on May 18, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 18, 2024
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 11, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 9, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 30, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
John Malisa (Guest) on April 25, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Mhina (Guest) on April 25, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 16, 2024
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Zakia (Guest) on April 2, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Hassan (Guest) on April 1, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 20, 2024
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Asha (Guest) on March 17, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 16, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 23, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 19, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Mwanais (Guest) on February 17, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 11, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 8, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
Mchawi (Guest) on February 5, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 2, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 1, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 24, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
John Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 11, 2024
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Nyota (Guest) on January 9, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Chum (Guest) on December 31, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 29, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 26, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 18, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Leila (Guest) on December 16, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 25, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 8, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Tambwe (Guest) on November 6, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 4, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Maida (Guest) on October 31, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 23, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏