Where do baby pens spend their day?

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 16, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 16, 2024

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 11, 2024

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 13, 2024

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 22, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mjaka (Guest) on July 21, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Omari (Guest) on July 18, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 16, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 13, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2024

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 2, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 12, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 6, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Zubeida (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 26, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Jaffar (Guest) on May 17, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 11, 2024

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 6, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 5, 2024

🤣 This joke is too good!

Ndoto (Guest) on May 4, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 2, 2024

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Bakari (Guest) on April 29, 2024

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 23, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 16, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Chiku (Guest) on March 17, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 16, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Zuhura (Guest) on March 4, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 25, 2024

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 23, 2024

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 18, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 3, 2024

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 27, 2024

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 18, 2024

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 17, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 17, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Farida (Guest) on December 30, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 24, 2023

😂 So funny!

Maida (Guest) on December 21, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mhina (Guest) on December 9, 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 6, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 5, 2023

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 3, 2023

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 20, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Mwanais (Guest) on November 14, 2023

😄 Too good!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 13, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Aziza (Guest) on November 5, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Biashara (Guest) on October 25, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 22, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 20, 2023

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Zakaria (Guest) on October 18, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Mchuma (Guest) on October 18, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 16, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 10, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Fikiri (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Juma (Guest) on September 23, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Furaha (Guest) on September 21, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨