Short Answer: Because it had ticks! πΆβ°
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. π€π
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 18, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 11, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Warda (Guest) on August 27, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 27, 2024
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 7, 2024
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 23, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 15, 2024
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 5, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 19, 2024
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Safiya (Guest) on June 19, 2024
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 18, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 11, 2024
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 11, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 6, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 30, 2024
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 29, 2024
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 25, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 23, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 15, 2024
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
James Mduma (Guest) on May 15, 2024
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 4, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 3, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Biashara (Guest) on April 25, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 23, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Rahim (Guest) on April 21, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 17, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Zulekha (Guest) on April 16, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 9, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Nasra (Guest) on April 3, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Fikiri (Guest) on March 28, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Rubea (Guest) on March 22, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 20, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2024
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 12, 2024
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 11, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 5, 2024
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 29, 2024
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 27, 2024
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2024
π So funny!
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 2, 2024
π I had to share this with everyone!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 22, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Selemani (Guest) on January 22, 2024
π You got me!
Issa (Guest) on January 20, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 17, 2024
π Added to my favorites!
Bakari (Guest) on January 16, 2024
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Rabia (Guest) on January 14, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Khamis (Guest) on January 14, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Ndoto (Guest) on January 12, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Rahma (Guest) on January 8, 2024
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 6, 2024
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Nassor (Guest) on December 23, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 19, 2023
π Rolling on the floor!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 15, 2023
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Mjaka (Guest) on December 13, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 9, 2023
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Omar (Guest) on December 5, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 22, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€