How do you catch a polar bear?

John Kamande (Guest) on January 27, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 18, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 12, 2016

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 3, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 21, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 20, 2015

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 2, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mashaka (Guest) on November 27, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 26, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Josephine (Guest) on November 24, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Fikiri (Guest) on November 24, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 19, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 19, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Ndoto (Guest) on November 6, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 5, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Tabu (Guest) on October 16, 2015

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Khadija (Guest) on October 14, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Baridi (Guest) on October 14, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 13, 2015

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rashid (Guest) on October 11, 2015

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Farida (Guest) on October 9, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 9, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 22, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Juma (Guest) on September 20, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 6, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Kheri (Guest) on August 24, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 1, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

John Malisa (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 29, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 24, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 22, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Zawadi (Guest) on July 18, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Rukia (Guest) on July 17, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 16, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Salum (Guest) on July 15, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 11, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 27, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 24, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Furaha (Guest) on June 23, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Daudi (Guest) on May 16, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Sofia (Guest) on May 14, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 13, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 11, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 27, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Arifa (Guest) on April 26, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Baridi (Guest) on April 20, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 20, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Azima (Guest) on March 14, 2015

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 10, 2015

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 5, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 4, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵