Fadhili (Guest) on September 24, 2024

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 22, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 21, 2024

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mzee (Guest) on September 18, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Fadhili (Guest) on September 15, 2024

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 12, 2024

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 29, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on August 28, 2024

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 24, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 21, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Fatuma (Guest) on July 28, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Bahati (Guest) on July 21, 2024

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Halimah (Guest) on July 13, 2024

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 8, 2024

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 19, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 5, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 15, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on May 6, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 5, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mhina (Guest) on May 2, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Shukuru (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Farida (Guest) on April 28, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Maimuna (Guest) on April 22, 2024

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Kheri (Guest) on April 19, 2024

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Abdullah (Guest) on March 31, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 27, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 27, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Zuhura (Guest) on March 24, 2024

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 21, 2024

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mjaka (Guest) on March 3, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Kahina (Guest) on February 27, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Masika (Guest) on February 3, 2024

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 3, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 3, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 29, 2024

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Ali (Guest) on January 21, 2024

Thanks Ackyshine

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 16, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Furaha (Guest) on January 9, 2024

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 3, 2024

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Omari (Guest) on January 1, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 7, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 2, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Hashim (Guest) on November 29, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 28, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 23, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 9, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 6, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on November 3, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Zakia (Guest) on October 30, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 22, 2023

😄 You got me!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Umi (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 13, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 5, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Yahya (Guest) on September 17, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Sumaya (Guest) on September 16, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃