An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! 🐘🦵
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 13, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
James Malima (Guest) on April 9, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Jafari (Guest) on April 3, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Nchi (Guest) on March 31, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 30, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Yahya (Guest) on March 2, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 29, 2016
😁 This made my day!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 28, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 23, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 14, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 7, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 1, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 25, 2015
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Ahmed (Guest) on December 20, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 16, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Safiya (Guest) on December 9, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 24, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 9, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 30, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Shamsa (Guest) on September 25, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Abdillah (Guest) on September 24, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Sumaya (Guest) on September 22, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 13, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 3, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Sultan (Guest) on August 22, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 9, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
Salum (Guest) on July 29, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 29, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 25, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 19, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 11, 2015
😅 I needed that!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 10, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 9, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 22, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Sultan (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 22, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 9, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Rukia (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 15, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 15, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Hekima (Guest) on March 30, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 17, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 16, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Arifa (Guest) on March 12, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Maulid (Guest) on March 2, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 26, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 22, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆